The "Booty Brigade"
Or "A phalanx of marvelous asses"...
Hi Everyone!
This is video was inspired by an awesome subscriber who had the most super-fabulous idea! He left it in a comment you can read here on one of Riley’s super-awesome posts, “Laia Stars in another Booty Shaking Video!” (You totally need to watch it if you haven’t!)
Look down in the comment thread I started until you see this: “A phalanx of marvelous asses…” and “A veritable booty brigade.”
Look down further and you’ll see my response too:
Oh Carl!!! That’s absolutely awesome! Just think how different history might have been if Alexander or the Romans had been met with a phalanx led by Laia and her ladies with their marvelous asses! Alexander would’ve never left Greece! Rome would be just a city in Italy! A super-happy city while visions of the Booty Brigade danced in their heads! 😂😂😂
And this has led to me and Riley to bring up the idea of a Booty Brigade and a phalanx of marvelous asses a few times. So while I haven’t yet mastered making a video of an actual phalanx of marvelous asses (I’ll try to work on that), I thought it would be nice to make a video dedicated (almost entirely) to marvelous asses. This is it!
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As always, thank you so super-much for stopping by!


